Free Veggieburgers!

So, I thought I'd post something for you to print out -- obv. a color printer w/nice card stock is best! Copy/save and print whatever size you like. Use as you will, just be sure to credit moi (Becca Kallem). Drumroll, please... I bring you: THE HAMBURGER LETTER. You can write a letter on this burger to mail or hand deliver to your beloved. Just don't eat it. But I guess it has lotsa fiber. Anyway, if you'd rather, you can also buy a pre-printed hamburger letter from my etsy shop.

don't forget the lettuce and bottom-bun:

Help Us to Be Confident and Fabulous

My Tim Gunn Votive prototype -- instructions: print image (to be 8.5" wide), cut off extra paper, and tape or glue to a standard size Virgen de Guadelupe or similar glass votive candle. Will probably help you to "make it work" with persistence, hard work, and confidence. Will definitely be a fire hazard. Maybe next will be a yarzheit candle with someone's face emblazoned on it? Eh, that seems a bit in bad taste.


English Translation of the prayer: TIM GUNN, Our Counsellor and Wise Friend. Prayer of Tim Gunn, Guide, Counsellor, and Wise Friend. Oh, Tim Gunn, mentor, guide and wise friend; unblemished, honorable, prudent and full of pacience, I beseech you your aid in all of my artistic efforts, asking the protection of your heart for all of my friends and my works, watchover them for me and form style, honesty, and beauty in their hearts. Give us the joy of having confidence, integrity, and creative vision while contemplating the glory of Style and Grace, praising and blessing Elegance and Fabulousness with kind hearts for all eternity. Help us to live with humor, goodwill, kindness, and humanity, Amen.

happy heart day

Winter Birds

These are my holiday cards for 2010: various winter birds. You can print them out, cut them out, and string with ribbon for little paper ornaments. The species include the sparrow, chickadee, Carolina wren, purple finch, cardinal, and more. I wish I had done an owl, though!